slaeke the blaeke

announcement

2006-11-18T14:09:00.000+08:00

HELLO BLEAKES.

i KNOW the title of this blog is slaeke the blaeke but we been slaeking too much. PLS BLOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HERE. THANKS (:

I LOVE ULL. BYEBYE

Facial Profiling

2006-11-08T02:02:00.000+08:00

Wah, not bad Sundarman got all the damn hot people look alike... so chiseled so hamsem!

HAHAH! SCARLETT!! YAY MADE MY DAY! but the madonna pic quite cool, look like her... lol and kanye's pic looks like an older me... lol

Omg, that Linford karuppan is DAMN jheeva! hahaha... yeh yeh! Tom welling, confirm hodgals like... :P but got gareth gays!

Something to say

2006-11-01T19:34:00.000+08:00

Hi everyone, this is prabs a.k.a. pibbles here... Well i'm just here to firstly say, thanks for making almost every bit of this past year one of the greatest ever... I loved every moment spent with you guys... I never expected the results to screw me over so badly, and i'm sorry for having disappointed everyone of you blaekes...

What's done is done, and only I know the hurt and pain I'm going through... So yeah to my blaekes, do continue to work hard and study really hard... Dont neglect anything... And I hope you guys do work with clear minds throughout, not only in your studies... Try not to get distracted and find the easy way out... I guess thats where I fell...

To the guys, this year has been wonderful... As I told few before, I feel that before this year we WERE friends, but thats it... We weren't THAT close or personal sort, and we didnt do EVERYTHING together and yeah... My itunes is playing ''Jheeva'' from the movie Jodi... How apt... Jheeva, you're like the funniest and craziest and coolest friend and a really brother sorta figure i've always leaned on... Yeah we've had the times when we werent so happy with one another or the times when we wanted to ignore one another, but somehow it always worked out and it ended up with crazy-assed rides back home on the train... Karthik, I dont know where to start, those few times at Esplanade-By-The-Bay, Glutton's square, the canteen table, or anywhere else, you are the someone who are a brother and sometimes more, who is always there to listen to me and to give me advice on anything from music to girls to 3 cans... HAHA... Kaswin, you know I used to hate you before this year, but now i'd prolly rot if I didnt have you as my great friend... You're a great leader and very compassionate and at the same time you're brilliant! Senthil, the hardest part next year is gonna be the fact that I wont be able to sit with you in class or lecture and talk so much crap, swear in tamil, shout tamil vulgarities at oblivious teachers or sing tamil songs in class... You're a really dedicated and passionate guy, albeit the fact that you kenna jack like ALWAYS! Yet thats really funny! Hossain, I wonder what I would have done without you since sec 1... You've always been there for me and even if you were insane and crazy, you still at times could tune back when I needed that someone to talk to and you always knew the right words to give me that inner strength... You're a great leader and an even greater hockey player! Santa, I doubt you'll read this but, however straight I might be, I wish we were gay or I was a girl... LOL! haha but seriously, you're like a great bro to me and I wish we were closer from sec 1... But its never too late... Subash you may be quiet all the time, but still you know how much I respect you and support you all the way on all your sneaky aspirations to rule the world! Seliyan, i didnt know you well the years before but now its different... You're one hell of a crazy funny guy! Same goes with Aniruddh! hahahaha...

The girls, well what can I say... You bunch are like mirror images of our coolness (lol?) and craziness... And those few of you who have been close to me, thanks and lotsa hugs goes out yeah! Sindhu, well you (and the rest of the world) used to think I was weird... I think you still do... Haha but still you've always sat with us and talked alot(and i mean ALOT) hehehe... Sneha, sorry for being weird during Orientation, but it was coz I thought 80% of the rest were weird there... You're a fundastic, and really smart person and a great friend... You also prove that there are still girls on earth with brains and good looks! Try to be less depressed at times yeah! Crunch, getting to know you was insane and crazy, to say the least... Haha you're a real princess yeah? hahaha and try not to be so vain and bad to me pleaseeee? ahaha jkjk, but still you're like a sis to me and its fun talking to ya! Manpreet, omg where do I start? Haha I got to know you rather well this year and sorry for always being weird and coming up with crazy/stupid crap and for making you roll your eyes or like go ''ok dey/prhabu''... hahahaha... I hope you do jump to your victories always and keep your head high yeah! (as if its not high enough)... Reshma, hahahahahaha, you're like the craziest girl I know to date and you're bloody smart yet dedicated to alot of things... It was fun(yet stressful at times) when we were campaigning for Council... And I'm proud you made it through! Sushma, you and your sis make the craziest nonsensical yet smart duo out there... its always loadsa fun having you around... The trips back home on the train, accompanied with my consistent blurness about which station you get off, have been crazy... And its loads of fun talking to you too... Shrew, you are seriously insane I tell you and your style is your style... Haha, you are TOO much a nicey/goody goody, but its still fine I guess... And your brains must be immense... haha... Preetha, I would have had a crazy time in JC without you, but with you I was able to somehow connect and talk to you about problems and just for that you somehow helped me keep sane, and you still do even till now... You know alot and you are meant for alot! haha... and then there is Dheesha(saving the best for last?). Lol, well you have been really quiet almost 80% of the time, but yeah I respect the fact you have your happenings and problems and everything, but its always great talking to you and poking fun at you... Also, sometimes when no one else realised I was fuming or having some major issue, except those 2 (J & K), you realised and actually asked me if there was anything you could do... As a friend and person, your warmth and kindness and everything has that sorta calming and happy-ing effect on others... Serious! hahaha... I just wished we had talked more...

If I forgot anyone, sorry... I'm so sorry I'm not in your batch anymore but we'll still be seeing more of each other... Its been a nightmare, the past few weeks... Alot of times, I wish I could turn back time or just delete the part/s that have made me miserable, but then again I have you guys around... I didnt mean to be emo or anything here... Anyway thanks for being the people whom I'll never forget for life and for being the biggest factor for me to be able to push on and not lose hope and still work hard next year...

happy deepavali/diwali.

2006-10-21T11:44:00.000+08:00

a happy deepavali/diwali to all blaekes! have a greatgreatgreat time :).

this will change your life

2006-10-01T13:50:00.000+08:00

:)

2006-09-13T22:47:00.000+08:00

all the best for promos everyone :).

2006-08-26T21:54:00.000+08:00

so i was talking to jheeva about how i ate a lot and felt very fatsleepygirl.
then he said:

with the birds i'll share this lonely view. says:
dei.
with the birds i'll share this lonely view. says:
one more time u say fat right
with the birds i'll share this lonely view. says:
im going to kill senthil
with the birds i'll share this lonely view. says:
*sorry im jus trying to get an excuse to kill him :D *

for the record, i switched to defense mode and defended my brother.
and in the end, i got jheeva to admit that:

with the birds i'll share this lonely view. says:
its so him lah (referring to his retarded laughing smiley)
with the birds i'll share this lonely view. says:
he's retardedly cute
with the birds i'll share this lonely view. says:
but ya lah
with the birds i'll share this lonely view. says:
he's sooooooooo innocent
with the birds i'll share this lonely view. says:
appaavi

***

woohoooooo senthieewww!

manchester united rocks :)

2006-08-24T18:33:00.000+08:00

wooooooohoooooooooo. guesssssss who's leading the EPL table noowwwwww :):):). [where's chelsea????] haha yayyyyy. theylosttheylosttheylost. sorry, i'm quite high now and manchester united is part of the reason :). solksjaer is back toooo :)

dance, dance

2006-08-17T02:15:00.000+08:00

i found this gem on youtube:

this is the most hilarious thing i've seen in AGES and i just had to share it. just check out the drummer (: enjoy.

happy birthday my lowee and thumby affair partner :).

2006-08-13T20:54:00.000+08:00

oh fine, so i have to compete with prabs html skills again. never mind, i believe that my simple marquee is classy and cool. [so there!]

happy birthday reshma and sushma!!!

both of you are seventeeen!!!! :):):). i love my loweeeee and my thumby affair partnerrrr. haha. both of you make me veryvery happy. all the best wishes for your birthday :).

Happy Birthday Ma Daughters!

2006-08-13T13:34:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RESHMA & SUSHMA! or is that SUSHMA & RESHMA...

lol... oh whatever, u guys are damn important blaekes in my life ah and u 2 are damn farkin farnie... i'm in a loony mood so yeah... and u all are damn vaanderful ah... and thanks for always being around to help... and yeah u guys rock, partly coz a very close version of my name is featured with your names! muahaha! take care! and u guys rocksu my socksu!

happy birthday crunch :):):).

2006-08-07T23:25:00.000+08:00

OKAYYY FINEEEE. i do not have power html skills like prabs but it is the thought that counts right! :). so i'll stick to my basic marquee and crunch, you can pretend it some like damn glamorous banner thingmajig ah :). haha. i love you dei. you've made me happy in RJ. thanks.

happy birthday crunch!!!

Yay crunch!

2006-08-07T22:50:00.000+08:00

go listen to what u want

2006-08-05T15:13:00.000+08:00

ok this is kinda delayed but here goes... i know a vast majority of u guys here adore and love radiohead and are making them into some sorta pop band... yeah ok whatever, go listen to what u want... but dont bring it over and piss off the rest who dont agree... and i do not appreciate long letters that takes on the form of preaching about some whiney band... i do not like people with a certain religion who go around preaching, and neither do i like people who preach too much about what they like... do what u like... but dont cross the line... and you dont see me coming to u guys and singing some song irritatingly into your face... so yeah... and dont ask me why, but my mood has been way past bad for weeks... so yeah... and dont come ask me why in school or try to cheer me up... i'm very close to the edge...

incident 091

2006-08-04T04:53:00.000+08:00

today we got stuck in the lift, jheeva and me.
it was damn scary.
really.
i thought i was going to die.

we were running out of air.
there were 14 of us, in all.

so what did we do in there, for half an hour?
it will remain secret. things went on within the 4 metal walls of that lift that nobody who is alive should ever be allowed to hear about, and speaking about it was declared forbidden just before we were rescued.

kinda like when monica, joey and chandler go to the beach and monica gets stung by the jellyfish and the only way to cure it is by pissing on herself. but she cant piss on herself, and joey cant piss while people are watching, so chandler has to piss on her. and they go back to the house and refer to it as the incident, and never talk abot it again.

but i will let you in on this dirty little secret, because you are all my friends and i love you so much.

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we photowhored.

2006-07-26T23:37:00.000+08:00

when all else fades into vast white nothingness, you will realise that radiohead is the only thing that matters.

2006-06-30T22:57:00.000+08:00

slaeke, slaeke, slaeke the blaeke.

like all the mats relak one korner.

wah wah damn exciting ah.

cts are OVER. exciting seh.

GERMANY argentina. GERMANY is gonna win.

okay bye. need to watch match.

GO GERMANY!

(what a pointless post.)

screwed with a capital S.

2006-06-24T19:59:00.000+08:00

YOOOOOO BLAEKESSSSSZZZZ!!!!! this is my first entry in SLAAAEEEKEEEE THE BLAAAKEEEE and i must say i am very honoured and touched to be the epitome of screwed. [wipes away tears of joy.] anyone out there who is screwed for common tests, this is the place to be!!!! i currently have roughly 1.5 days left till my first common test, and i have only done four chapters of math. eh yeah. that's ALL I'VE DONE. haha. i have three subjects to do AND i have to buy my lit books. sooooo, if you are worried that you are screwed for common tests, don't worry because you're not the only one! :). i am also being blessed by being in a room full of screaming children making "houses" out of mattresses. they are cute, REALLY, but the houses thing before my common tests is not working for me! okay, as you can see, the point of this entry was to let all you blaekes out there know that you are NOT screwed! :). just go there, write some thingmajig and before you know it, you're done! as for the grades, alphabets are alphabets. be it an A or D. its still an alphabet. no discrimination please. in no way, is an A better than a D or a F. ah. i love equality. see you'll around :).

day after 3rd of june (:

2006-06-04T10:58:00.000+08:00

YAEI MISS BLAEKES AND MR BLAEKES!

=)

YESTERDAY WAS AWESOME WITH A CAPITAL A W E S O M E. haaha. but next year's gotta be even better (:

now everyone let's not let people like hossain and whoever else (who said that the photos will never reach them) get the last word.

so poST aLL the picturess you alll took in your shutterfly or whatever albums and give us links here asap! (:

P.S sorry to be such a mood-spoiler but study hard!
P.P.S who's free this friday 9th of June to go Kaswin's house to watch xmen1 +2?

birthdayyy

2006-05-28T13:24:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VANZZ =)

2006-05-28T13:22:00.000+08:00

SANGAMAM

AN RJCICS SHOW

6PM 3RD JUNE 2006

tickets at $7 EACH

COME!

2006-05-06T22:09:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DHEESHAA!

HAPPY B'DAY JHEEVUMZX :)

2006-04-28T00:21:00.000+08:00

2006-04-22T21:01:00.000+08:00

Ok so yindians are suppose to be technological gods amongst many other type of gods... so i decideded, why not turn ahpunehneh into a Vlog... thats right...

Ok yeah, zakir hussein maybe great and godly and he may have come to RJ... but a year back in RI, there was this performance by a great and talented young man called Ustad Jheevanesh... Only one video was ever taken of him, by a prabarazzi... take a look and decide who is better...

hehehe... sorry if it aint clear... its my first attempt at vlogging...

Hear ye! Hear ye!

2006-04-13T20:44:00.000+08:00

My fair Friends! I have a Quest for ye, one of great urgency. Ye must set out on this Quest ere the coming of dawn, ere the first ray of light falls upon our sacred earth which has bestowed such goodness upon us, failing which the End of Ages will be upon us. Dark Times are nigh, as the threat of the Dark Lord and his Devilish Fiends looms ever larger upon us. Pray do as I tell ye, for it would be folly not to heed my warnings.

alright alright i see you calling out for me - with tomatoes in hand and all- to cut the crap, and i shall. but i do have a Quest For Ye. this evening when my ES was on the train from work, she claims she saw a JC boy who looked EXACTLY like me, except that his nose was a bit sharper than mine (and presumably smaller, though she didn't say it). and that his hair was sort of different. apparently she stared at him all the way from boon lay to aljunied mrt station and he sort of got freaked out. the ES got freaked out that she was seeing someone who looked exactly like her YB too. she was practically in fits when she told me. but that's not the point. The Quest I Have For Ye is to find this boy. apparently he was attired in The Fairest Brown. and that's a start.

so you'd be well advised to start off now, for ye know not what the morrow holds in store for ye.

And the first to succeed in this momentous Quest will attain a Ginormous Sack of Gold! you wish.

i'm such an idiot.

UTD WON WOOHOO!

2006-04-10T01:45:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHREW!

2006-04-09T17:48:00.000+08:00

this is a tribute to shrew parvathy kumar, whom i love to bits and feel terrible for not talking to much as of late.

i love you shrew, and i hope this year is great for you, and i hope things only get better :) because i really do miss talking to you like we used to.

happy birthday shrewtums, and i'll just have you know that SNEHA LOVES YOU!

(omgosh we all look so young in that picture. and HELLO FEEF IF YOU EVER COME HERE!)

I'm back

2006-04-09T17:30:00.000+08:00

Yaes i'm back... And by me, i mean the Red Mayir Ranger is back... Ok i dont know why but all the blaekes seem too busy to update... I mean if i'm like busy means, The rest must be like busier than the leaders of the world... Ok anyway... Life has been not to bad... Everything seems well with the usual problems... The great PM himself visited our school this saturday and they had deployed your great Red Ranger down to take care of the situation... The evil monsters dared not show their faces that day... Yes anyway, today i bring good news to all you people... There is a way to finally gain an upper hand in getting rid of the evil forces of RJ... Yes people, You can vote me in to the student council [Along with Reshma, Crunch, Preetha]... together we will take the step forward in finally eradicating the evil that leaks within...

Need I say more? Here's a funny quote i heard once... "Dont Measure The Depth Of A Pool Of Water With Both Legs"... Or else you'll need this CPR kit... a real one...

I suck at being serious... this was suppose to be a serious one... Yeah.... so anyway sorry for being politics into this otherwise pure blog... yeah so utilise your right to vote and vote for CPR... Vote clara, VOTE PRHABU and VOTE RESHMA TOO!!

2006-03-25T23:22:00.000+08:00

guess who.
*hint. he doesn't support the club whose jersey he's wearing . :)

DAILAMO DAILAMO DAILA DAILA DAILAMO

2006-03-25T22:48:00.000+08:00

the bloody song is very catchy and is stuck in my head. it's like the time khabilu got the nakkuleh mookuleh song stuck in my head. which brings me to blast him for being an idiot. pranking people isn't nice khabil raj. stupid fellow. anyway that is all. very funny post prabhu :D good job i say. wahahahahaha. ok i have to get back to my pseudo happsening social life now.

Go Go Mayir Rangers

2006-03-23T22:49:00.000+08:00

Hi its me again... sorry i've not been blogging much... some incidents made me get irritated with blogs... anyway cherian george... lol this is like to mess up that gp lecture guy's search for blogs with his name... heehee...

Anyway on a more serious note, 5 guys amongs our midst have been going thru a rather radical transformation... They are no longer the same... Bestowed with powers, they have been forced to face the evil of the world and especially this certain place called RJC... Call it a blessing, or call it a curse, this 5 kida have no choice but to protect the rest of the innocent population from the evil grips of the Chemistry, Biology, Physics, Economics, Maths, GP tutors and Lecturers and their weapons, such as the one called "The Test"... They have gone to the frontline and put their bodies and minds on the line... THEY ARE THE....

Yes, They ARE the MAYIR RANGERS... And now i shall introduce you to them...

Name: K.Sundar Codename: Nosey

Ranger: Blue

Strengths: Enormous sword on face, huge brain, Guitar God, Math

Weakness: Slacker, Lose bolts in head

Weapons: Enormous Sword on Face, Graphic Calculator, Guitar

Info: Almost the most handsome Mayir Ranger but just barely beat by the black ranger (more on him later), enemies and monsters shouldnt be close to him when he gets crazy, he'll whack the shit out of them

Name: Senthil Codename: Brown Boy

Ranger: Black

Strengths: Speed, agility, cuteness, ability to attract small sized girls of different races

Weakness: Inability to keep quiet and not shout when exercising, ability to attract small sized girls of different races, inability to not sound like a rhino having sex during tutorials and fighting monsters

Weapons: Charmingness and handsomeness, Small sized girls of different races, Speed, Turning straight guys to gays

Info: Runs Faster then our vehicles, so the yellow ranger koped his. Most handsome ranger and pwnz Nosey.

Name: Prhabagaran Codename: Coolio

Ranger: Red

Strengths: Not much except endless supply of lame and corny jokes. Style. Frowning

Weakness: Bio, Chem, Maths, Econs (subject combi in school is BCME), Quietness, inability to keep quiet

Weapon: Drumsticks and cymbals, lame/corny/crappy jokes and comments that kill the monsters in one go

Info: Artistic (not autistic tho people do get mixed up with this dude), does stupid stuff like this on weekdays, either is liked alot or really despised (no in betweens)

Name: Subbu Codename: Fabash

Ranger: Pink

Strength: Literature, utter quietness, ability to not stop smiling, ability to control usage of vulgarities

Weakness: Inability to answer to questions or talk normally to people due to his quietness, his mummy

Info: Can get really violent and crazy and mad when provoked the right way, toned down alot around girls. Wishes he acted in lord of the rings or/and Star wars. Doesnt stop reading the books associated with the two movies. can be really noisy, but very seldom. Rushes home to be with his mummy after fighting the villains

Name: Jheevaneshhh Codename: blackie

Ranger: Yellow (yellow yellow dirty fellow)

Strength: Sneakiness, Inability to be seen, height, poserness and coolness, mugging, GP

Weakness: Inability to be seen, Insecurity about coolness, chem

Info: Born white, he turned very dark after a lab experiment to stop him from growing so tall turned bad & stained his skin cells permanently. If our mayiruzords dont work, we jump onto him & use hims as our stand in mayiruzord to fight the giant &tall monsters. And no, a certain principal is not a monster, he's in fact a really nice guy. Taller then our first batch of mayiruzords, no one can quite figure out what this guy is thinking or planning to do, coz of his utter sneakiness

Ok thats all for now... Red Ranger's energy levels are dipping fast... he needs to go have a 5 hr recharge... if ever in doubt or having problems with the plentiful of monsters that lurk our RJ town, dont fret... For the Mighty Morphin Mayir Rangers will be there to save the day... so till then, good night and good fight...

2006-03-21T16:43:00.000+08:00

So write another ballad
Mix it on a wednesday
Sell it on a thursday
Buy a yacht by saturday
It’s a love song
A love song
Do another interview
Sing a bunch of lies
Tell about celebrities that I despise
And sing love songs
We sing love songs
So sincere
So sincere

Makes you wonder.
Why do you think people sing love songs?
Or write love poems?

Why is it that every single tamil movie I have seen centers around the same theme?
What is it about love, anyway? Its just another emotion. Or a state of mind. Or a commitment.

I remember once Sindhu said-
"Fuck beauty, Fuck truth, Fuck freedom.
And above all, Fuck Love."

I couldn't agree more, and couldn't care less. Because I think carelessness is very sexy, and I'd rather be careless than hopelessly emotional.

Yeah, so I write about it too.
And I sing about it.
And I read about it.

Its all alright, until you start quoting it without meaning to.
Because the minute you start doing that, you become more than just a broken cynic.
You become a lover.

And its hard to be a careless lover.

2006-03-19T23:43:00.000+08:00

DOESN'T ANYONE LOVE MEEEEE????

:'(

I'M SO HURT!

2006-03-19T18:16:00.000+08:00

SNEHA RAGHAVAN DAUGHTER OF MR. AND MRS. RAGHAVAN.

you are impossibly brilliant and i love you so much i think my heart may explode and all the love for you will flood the world and there will be a giant tidal wave of LOVE because i love you so much.

you make me so impossibly happy when i am so impossibly sad and i think there is only one song that will describe you perfectly.

You are my SUNSHINE
My only SUNSHINE
You make me happy
When skies are grey
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don't take my SUNSHINE away.

the rest of the song doesn't matter, because you are my SUNSHINE.

thank you so much for everything SNEHA.

i love you many many times plus a few more, my dear baby friend.

(:

2006-03-19T18:12:00.000+08:00

Ranjani Rajandran!

I love you to bits and you make me so happy.
I will leave you many heartbeats.

I am so glad I met you, my darling baby friend.

I know this is strange and retarded, but i harbour secret hopes that one day our kids will meet and get married. We have to plan the wedding in advance. like, NOW!

i love you crunch munch.
:)

lots of love,
sneha

2006-03-19T13:00:00.000+08:00

yes yes i so agree with you about weddings. they are damn romantic, and damn fun as well. i cant wait for all my cousins to get married. haha. One got married last december and i think the next one is getting married in june. yay yay. it's fascinating to see your name on the invitation under 'thanks' as well:) which is probably one of reasons why i think thumbu should get married faster, so that my name would be printed bigger ;)
But anyway, HOLIDAYS have officially ENDED! :( Good luck for term 2 ya'll! but anyway, this blog seems to be getting very funny i gather :D haha so i have decided to post something that's totally not funny. there has to be a balance, so yay me! :P
okay fine, that's not the reason. it's just something that really struck me while i was reading the book, so i thought i would share it :)

“I remembered an incident from the prison. In that other world-within-a-world, back then, I moved into a new prison cell and discovered a tiny mouse there. The creature entered through a cracked air vent, and crept into the cell every night. Patience and obsessional focus are the gems we mine in the tunnels of prison solitude. Using them, and tiny morsels of food, I bribed the little mouse, over several weeks, and eventually trained it to eat from the edge of my hand. When the prison guards moved me from that cell, in a routine rotation, I told the new tenant – a prisoner I thought I knew well – about the trained mouse. On the morning after the move, he invited me to see the mouse. He’d captured the trusting creature, and crucified it, face down, on a cross made from a broken ruler. He laughed as he told me how the mouse had struggled when he’d tied it by its neck to the cross with cotton thread. He marveled at how long it had taken to drive thumbtacks into its wriggling paws.

Are we ever justified in what we do? That question ruined my sleep for a long time after I saw the tortured little mouse. When we act, even with the best of intentions, when we interfere with the world, we always risk a new disaster that mightn’t be of our making, but that wouldn’t occur without our action. Some of the worst wrongs, Karla once said, were caused by people who tried to change things.”

- Shantaram, pg. 367

weddings are impossibly romantic.

2006-03-19T00:40:00.000+08:00

i should know. i just came back from my cousin's wedding. it was awesomely fantastically wonderfully beautiful. and then there was my other cousin's wedding two weeks ago. which was just as beautiful as this one. ahhhh. weddings. they're so impossibly romantic.

it got me thinking about how i want my wedding. i can imagine it all in my head. the million and one people, the beautiful saris, the excitement and of course, the drop-dead gorgeous darling i'll be marrying. haha.

and that of course, lead me to start day dreaming about what i want my drop-dead gorgeous darling to be like. drop-dead gorgeous is a prerequisite, of course. and he'll be intelligent, and funny, and kind, and generous, and nice-smelling, and it'd be nice if he could sing, or had a nice voice that i could listen to for hours. oh yes, and i must must must be his princess. (:

but until i find this wonderfully brilliant person whom every girl dreams of being married to, i'll just be happy with sranj.

we, my darling, will have a beautiful wedding too. ranjani weds ranjani. now, if that isn't perfection, then i don't know what is.

(:

you know i dislike titles

2006-03-18T18:57:00.000+08:00

Hellooo fellow beings...
Salutations from shma.

Just to let you all know: There was a small tsunami near the Maluku islands of Indonesia. It went to about 5m high, but only about 3 or 4 people died. Fret not, for the epicentre seems to be moving away. Away from Singapore. OK I think I am comforting myself. I'm a very paranoid person. being. whatever. I used to get dreams where I get swallowed by humongous waves, and me trying to hold on to anything that can float. And then I start worrying about my mother and my father, and how we'll be separated. So i think I should always walk around with $50 notes in my pockets all the times so that after the tsunami strikes I will be able to get along pretty well. Oh but that would mean assuming that I was able to hold onto some floating tree because yes I cannot swim to save my life. And I could go on with my thousand and one fears but I have to save some for the future if not OMG what if I run out of things to say? *gasp*

Apart from all that craziness, yes holidays are ending, homework's not ending because it hasn't been touched AH! , and school's about to start. Good luck for this upcoming term everyone!

Next Holiday to look out for: Good Friday

nimmadhi.. oh nimmadhi

2006-03-18T14:20:00.000+08:00

after a bit of thinking, i'm quite sure now that tamil megathodars are manifestations of the ultimate evil. trust me, i've got evidence:

1. the opening songs are carefully written to suck every bit of reason or logic out of the viewer's mind, so that they will be able to bear with what's in store for them in the ensuing half an hour. for instance, anyone who listens to the line 'maamiyaar innoru thaayaai irundhaal peNNukku vaerenna nimmadhi' (which is sung in this horrible long-suffering voice that that is capable of perpetually destroying the nimmadhi of anyone) can't help but lose it altogether.

2. now that the viewer's mind has been conditioned to accept the evil, the same people who are in every bloody megathodar reprise their previous roles and start shouting at their wife and children(if applicable)/shouting at their daughter-in-law and her family/crying/submitting to their menopausal wife/scheming against the old guy who in real life is arvind swami's dad (can't remember his name), and by now the viewer has been brainwashed into believing that this is entertainment. i only know the guy who keeps wanting his son to marry vidhya in malargal as kumaarapaaLayatthaar, which was his name in ganga yamuna saraswathi, which was one of the first megathodars but don't even get me started on that bleeding show. sun tv mercifully stopped showing it before it actually finished, as i think it has done with manaivi because i havent heard about that show in a while - thanks sun tv. it's the very least you could do.

3. the half-hour slots are split into 5-minute song sequence 3 5-minute skits, and the remaining one-third goes to the corporate machine.

if this isn't all part of a plan by megathodar production companies to dehumanize the world in order to attain their goal of world domination, i don't know what is.

do the right thing. join me in a fight till the end against these diabolical threats to our mental health, and ultimately, our freedom.

the ghee wars

2006-03-18T12:28:00.000+08:00

I shall grace this blog which is the epitome of cool with my presence. now it's cooler. ooh. cant u feel the chill. (:

okay i have a plan. starting from monday we take 5 photos each day for a week. and every one of you make sure you are in at least 3 photos. then we can load them all and be happy that we've got our pretty/handsome (don't worry we can do photoshop editing if there're problems =p) faces on the worldwideweb.

the stupid princess is back. i demand photos of the vacation, if any, to be sent to me =D

today is saturday! :'( hols have disappeared.

good luck for term 2 y'all.

tata sumo (:

THE PRINCESS IS BAAAAACK!

2006-03-18T11:55:00.000+08:00

yes, my darling, loyal servants. i am back. you must be happy. rejoice, for your lives are saved. (:

haha.

well. my main purpose of this post was to tell the whole world that i'm back after floating in the middle of the straits of singapore (or some other random body of water) for three days and I AM HAPPY!!!

yay yay yay!

on a different note, i demand that pictures of the princess be posted here. because i am your princess. (:

yay me.

and yay us.

(:

wheeeeeee

2006-03-17T19:11:00.000+08:00

i am happy.

because i bought a 3-cd best of david bowie collection today for only $26.95. and buying cds that i want to buy makes me happy. especially when they come cheaper than i expected.

thanks ES for linking StB and for lending me the extra $17 i needed to buy the cds :D

2006-03-17T18:50:00.000+08:00

because these pictures remind me of when we didn't have so much work to do, and didn't have so many things to worry about.

because it was such a fantastic night, and i had so much fun.

because they have me, and we need more of ones with me.

and because they make me smile. :)

on sleep

2006-03-17T09:34:00.000+08:00

sleep is the best thing in the world, after this blog (which is after you-know-what with sneha). everyone should sleep more. when you're not on this blog (or you-know-what-ing with sneha), you should be sleeping.

ok i shall go sleep. bye.

(countdown:2daystogo!)

2006-03-16T20:25:00.000+08:00

None of those pictures have me in them!

How come i'm never in any pictures? i resent the fact that im in none of those pictures, and demand that we take lots of new pictures with ME being the center of attention.

and then put them up, to leave my mark in cyberspace.

hahaha thats like pissing on a tree.
ohgosh i am so crude i should stop.

STOP sneha stop.

:|

anyway, i had this on my pc. i saved it from post secret sometime long ago, and it makes me laugh so much, so i thought i'll put it up.

it seems like such a one of us thing to do. guess who guess who. hahahaaa. no really. guess.

alright now my hawt babies.
remember.
come next week we must take lots of pictures with me, about me and surrounding me. and i must look good in them. and then we must put them up.

love incredibly,
sneha

feedback plzxzxzx

2006-03-16T19:19:00.000+08:00

ok can everyone comment on this post saying what background/colour scheme you'd like please thanks :)

I'm back again

2006-03-16T16:21:00.000+08:00

yaes its me... dont call me frabby... brings back bad memories... seriously... *rolls up sleeves and gives frowning look*

hehe... coolest pose ever of the sundahhh!! seems to bring out his nose even more innit? ahahahahaa.... shave bald dey, dont go get ur latest side profile cut... ahahaha.... ur side profile cut isnt that funny, but the only reason its that funny is coz if the Jheevums and his craziness that day... Yeniway, ThirukuraMetal seems to be doing well and some day we'll take over the world man... just like slipknot has... but then again i not sure about slipknot already... Lamb of god and Opeth rocks hell loads too... ok to the rest who have no idea what i'm talking about, its metal u fools!

I think Oasis is ok, and i used to listen to them a long time ago... I just think they are weird asses... As alternative and cool and hip they may be, their attitude doesnt match their music styles... blast me all you want.... and i think Uncyclopedia couldnt be more correct about Radiohead, where they say it shouldnt be confused with giving head, though both are crazed over by young impressionable males... Sundah and cakey, u guys are young impressionable males... lol... So impressionable, that they have taken to playing chinese chess... ahahaha

see what i say... jheeva doesnt know where to move and karthik seems to be ~~Noseing~~ thinking of a move to make...

Hey its abraham lincoln when he was young!! ahaha... well not really but its my cousin sis... she was messing my hair so i messed hers... ahahaha.... she's so adorable!!! see i still have a soft spot in my heart, even with all that metal... aaahahaha... random pics... i have transformed into a photoblogger... yay.... see, i make Ahpunehneh not so blackified... add some colours to it... wogay then, i'll be back to blog soon... so take care and good bye... happy hols and dont let the ghost hunters in...

hee hee...

2006-03-16T14:08:00.000+08:00

2 days, 12 posts. this roxorxz. yay for the ahpunehnehs.

hmm. i looked a lot better when i was spastic-fied than i thought i did. i thought i'd just looked really spastic. turns out i didn't. please don't change this idea i've got about how i looked that day. thanks for pixorxz and for your undying devotion to me frabby :)

group msn convos are damn fun. especially when they've got sneha sindhu and jheevumZZ. i shall leave out the sordid details but well yes. they're fun.

ILAMAI IDHO IDHO
INIMAI IDHO IDHO

i hate oasis. for being snotty, arrogant jerks. for being so completely uninspired in their songwriting. for thinking they're the supreme undisputed ruler5000s of the universe.

for being superstars.

ok nvm i think thats just me being jealous. and i think you can see that.

this is a very random post eh.

i actually had a point to writing this post. but i've forgotten what that point was.

so i'll post again when i've remembered it.

till then, stay up n' stay bukk y'all. :)

Namaste!

2006-03-15T23:25:00.000+08:00

Salam Namasteh Ji !! It is me, the funny, hippy prabby!! Zis is me first post in this retarded blog and i come with lotsa goodies... I've got pics!! Of us blaekes in action... tho not much, it has lots of karthik related stuff... so here goes, hope it works... i'll blog about more worthy content soon yeah...

Nosey's birthday... Not nithya's

Nosey in his infamous 1hr orgasmic pose after getting the pressies... Notice the look of getting hit in the balls by ashvin...

The Nose Alien Come's In Peace! He means no harm...

The nosey again, trying to get struck by lightning... Notice the bag and the pink file (Crunch's) and the slanted badge

Z'blacks at the shivanesh playground

I think this was taken during my birthday... Still cant forget that day... Never known such wonderful friends man... Khabil, if you need the clearer version, tell me yeah... your aalu is in it...

My Birthday Part 2... I dont know what i would do without you buncha crazy asses...

bow before me!

2006-03-15T23:08:00.000+08:00

i have just been crowned rayshingles. thanks sranj, my strange blu friend. I LIKE IT.

congratulations sneha on eating whale. i have heard that if you wash your feet before sleeping, you wont dream. so dont ever wash your feet. (:

i dont remember ever remembering a dream. but i DO remember seeing a huge butt in my dream this morning.............

2006-03-15T22:33:00.000+08:00

the boss greets the world: HELLO WORLD!

yes, this time, i WILL blog. i will not slack. no, haha, this is what i say all the time. but THAT doesn't matter here. a boss is very important to a blog(same goes here). so i will be here. ubiquitous. omnipotent. if you get the idea :)

okay, dont mind me. i am blabbering, obviously. but anyway, HOW ARE THE HOLIDAYS GOING? my holiday routine is fabulous btw, just heavenly and well, holy. wake up - eat - watch tv - eat - surf the net - watch tv - eat - sleep.

and yes, now i have a companion too - the beloved princess. together, we are really OMNIPOTENT. but now she is floating somewhere, while im rotting here. but soon she will be back, and we are going to have a wedding, where RANJANI weds RANJANI. hahaha. bet noone else's is cooler than this. and yes, we dont spread stds! even though we didn't take the abstinence pledge. gosh, you creatures! haha okay anyway, i will resign now.

dont worry, i will write again, when my hectic schedule one day permits me the time to do so:)

love,
THE boss.

2006-03-15T21:39:00.000+08:00

i don't have anything as interesting to say as anyone else here has said so far. but

put more ghee man.

ahahahahahahaha.
my friend led me to 'bukit timah nature reserve' on a cycling trip. mind you, he kept calling me useless cos i told him i've never cycled there before. and that its damn far away.(considering i live in an ulu corner of jurong west). and he insisted it was part of jurong. and guess where we came to.

bukit batok nature park.

baaha, funny day. and that's about as interesting as life gets here. in my ulu corner in jurong. and the time comes to bid goodbye.

TATA SUMO y'all.

it's my first time in a long time

2006-03-15T14:05:00.000+08:00

Dearest fellow people of this blog,

I do not blog well. I have had an account here for over a year. But have i used it? No. So take into consideration my lack of practice and do not cringe at my not-so-entertaining posts (now and in the future).

I have just returned from training and this is the first thing I am doing. I spent all of 5 minutes pondering and pounding about what to type about and have settled on the following.

1. Sneha is a big skinny cheater girl. Sindhu I am happy you found your soulmate but really, beware. Yes, she presents you with wonderful plans for the future. Sure, she says the nicest most romantic things. But she is all talk and no action. She broke my heart before and I will not let her do that to you too. (No Sneha. This is not jealousy. It is something else that I have not found the word for.) (Yes, it sucks being the single one. Wonder if Vani the Nair is available.)

2. Jheesvas is nice. And truthful (refer to testimonial). For that, I shall be nice to him every morning for an entire week. I commend you on a job well done, Jheesvas.

Alright, goodbye then. If you have any snide comments about this, please do not make them. Or Jheesvas will whack you up. Wahahahahaha (just pictured it).

Regards,
Jay

the manifestation of aquatic mammals into muesli bars

2006-03-15T12:31:00.000+08:00

I had a strange dream last night.
It involved me and sruthy in russia, consuming muesli bars to keep alive.
they tasted excellent, like no muesli bar i'd ever tasted before.

after eating our first bar, and shivering slightly less than we were before, shrew turns around sharply to ask me-
"sneha? is this vegetarian?"
and i (quite obligatorily) checked the ingredients on the packaging, and found that it was made out of seals, dolphins and whales. cut up, packed tightly together, and (shudder) raw.

its a nasty idea, and almost made me want to quit eating meat altogether. maybe i will. maybe i wont.
maybe you should stop sighing and shaking your head and get back to reading the rest of this entry.

so the whole morning i had the imagined taste of marine mammals in my mouth, and couldn't really focus on much else. i could feel the fluids in my stomach turn over and do some strange calisthenics inside of me.

it was with this taste that i left for violin class in the mornings.

at this juncture it would only be right to tell you that my violin classes have not been going very productively as of late, due to the frequent admonishing and the long periods of silence (where i dont know what to play and my teacher doesnt know what to say, and just sits there shaking his head and mumbling.) and this is when i have no tastes in my mouth. so when i have a very distracting taste in my mouth, it only gets worse.

so i sat there playing whatever i could, and not playing whatever i couldn't, and fidgetting everytime i got scolded (at rather regular intervals, mind you.) and kept thinking of the poor seals that got killed to make my muesli bar. and i could almost hear them call to me- "garp garp garp". and THEN i understood the origins of my strange dream. last night, before going to bed, i was reading the world according to garp, and it struck me that Garp's name (which is Garp, of course), sounds awfully like the sound a sealion makes.

and once this dawned upon me, the taste suddenly disappeared.
and the stomach churning was gone.

this, however, was no sign of a possible improvement of my violin playing. and the remaining one hour and forty five minutes of my lesson was equally bad. because i had mental images of potatoes and hillbillies, and they didn't let me focus very much on anything else.
i have yet to find out the origins of this one.

reliving this entire morning is giving me the heebie jeebies, and the churning is coming back to my stomach. and its all your fault, you lonely blog reader you. such efforts i take to please you. you have my soul! i have nothing left to offer, now leave me alone!

someday im going to look at this and cringe.

2006-03-14T23:56:00.000+08:00

good morning.

my dear friends.

this is your wonderful/beautiful/impossibly smart princess speaking.

it is not morning, but it is dark enough to be morning, so morning it shall be.

(:

the princess would like to proclaim her love (or hate, since we do not discriminate) for her beautiful, newly-aquired consort: SRANJO MANJO. we are faithful to only each other, therefore we do not spread STDs, unlike some other *coughsnehasindhujheevakarthikcough* people who have little regard for such things.

anyway. on to happier things: happy birthday, and merry christmas to everyone. it's never too late (or early) to celebrate!

OH OH OH: and today (wednesday, something of march) is INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY! so women (and men who wish to be women) of the world, UNITE! we shall rule the world (with me as your princess)!!!!!!!

yes. okay. farewell my good heart friends. i must sleep. (:

2006-03-14T22:14:00.000+08:00

hello world.

well, i er don't really blog so you must forgive me if this entry seems a bit awkward.
HOWEVER, this isn't abt ME, this is abt my undying love for SNEHA RAGHAVAN d/o erm MR RAGHAVAN. who despite my unphotogenic-ness(oh the horror of that picture below) loves me for who i am.(which is unphotogenic)

yeah baby,here's to a lifetime of fun and laughter peace and joy. and hot and sexy incestuous affairs.
i look forward to romantic getaways to bora bora,tahiti and morocco with you. ok who am i kidding our honeymoon will be in jb lah. but in our DREAMS,babeh, we will tan on the beach somewhere exotic. okok but anyway. sneha you like totally rock my socks. now let's plan our fabulous brahmin/malayalee wedding. *coughjheevathismondaydon'tforgetcough*

2006-03-14T21:08:00.000+08:00

here lie the blaekes, sneakiness interred in their bones. we hope they rest in peace. love, khabs (okay no lah its jheeva)

YEH BLAEKE

2006-03-14T20:59:00.001+08:00

hello everyone. welcome to AHPUNEHNEH.BLOGSPOT.COM :)

yaes.